Park Antics

Well, I'm finally posting cause there's something remotely interesting to say!

Me and my friends went down to the park today for absolutely no reason to see a "Variety Concert," whatever that means. It was cancelled anyway, so we watched the ducks and messed around on the playground.
Speaking of ducks, at that pond, there was ALOT, and I mean ALOT of ducks there, a horde, a swarm, an army, it doesn't matter, there was so many freakin' ducks there its practically unbelievable. I never mentioned it before, but there's a pond a short way away from my summer apartment that the ducks seem to mysteriously dissepear from every Spring, and never come back.

Maybe this is where they go.

There was also a few little kids, I suppose they could be up to third or fourth grade, but that's little, considering.
Anyway, this one kid was throwing Cheetos everywhere and walking backwards, and the ducks freakin' swarmed around him and made him trip and fall over himself, it was hilarious, cause he was yelling and screaming, not in pain, but he was like going "Oh my god, get away!" and he ran around and he'd gotten Cheetos all over himself so they chased him all the way around the lake.

And there was this little four year-old who was disturbingly quick, and he picked up a "turkey duck" (You'll understand, trust me.) which are HUGE ducks, and he carried it around, and it flapped and clawed him in the face.
And he just tarted chasing after another, big white one.

Plus there was a thin, black one that to me looked like it was a swan or something, and not really a duck, to be honest, it looked pretty cool, but I had no idea whther it was being fed or what. It was neat, but I didn't bring anything to feed them with cause I didn't expect THIS MANY freakin' ducks.

And thaAaAaAat's it.

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." - Steven Weinberg